Thursday, December 5, 2013

Flipping Tables

She was so mad that she was "flipping tables".

He was so mad that he was "crushing acorns".

She was happy enough to "pick blossoms".

He was so happy he wanted to "sing an opera".

She was confused and wanted to "read Sanskrit".

He was confused enough to "analyze faded footprints".

She was so elated she was "skipping like she was five".

He was so elated he was "trying to eat 6 crackers at once".

She was so sad and was "coming unhinged".

He was so sad that he was "floating down the river towards the waterfall".

She was excited and was "phoning the operator".

He was excited and couldn't stop "rearranging his room".

She was so tired she was "unable to play with velcro".

He was so tired that he couldn't "reboot his computer".

She was so sick she was "wallpapering her ceiling".

He was so sick that he was "erasing his doodles".

She was so jealous she was "dissecting eyeballs".

He was so jealous he was "memorizing the phonebook".

She was so enraged she was "hugging her Barbie".

He was so enraged that he was "doing his happy dance".

She was so troubled that she was "turning over a new leaf".

He was so troubled that he "stole that leaf".

She was so famished that she "climbed the mountain".

He was so famished that he "bought a microscope".

She was so curious that she was "lying on a bed of nails".

He was so curious that he decided to "eat a whole fish".

They decided to play checkers.

1 comment:

  1. You have a warped and wonderful imagination - will you marry me? Wait...........................

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